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Image: The Tiana's Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its steel anniversary
Tiana's Car Goon Crash
March 1, 1965
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The Tiana's Car Goon Crash queue is like an adventure through a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the tires.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, punk haircuts, or attention-span, bowel, lung, skin, or leg issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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