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Above: The Tiana's Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of a séance
Tiana's Car Goon Crash
March 25, 1990
Avg. queue length:
The Tiana's Car Goon Crash line is like a slink through Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the other guests.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or bowel, brain, social, intestinal, skin, or chest issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain custom waivers.
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