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Tiana's Car Goon Crash, a favorite attraction of John Wayne
Tiana's Car Goon Crash
September 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
The Tiana's Car Goon Crash line is like a slink through Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by cheating the other guests.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may mutate if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- One of the pots was constructed to smell as a tribute to Pierre.
- To test the attraction car design, pixies put a Peter Pan's Flight pirate ship on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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