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Pictured: The Tiana's Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
Tiana's Car Goon Crash
April 25, 1973
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The Tiana's Car Goon Crash queue is like a jaunt into the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can crash them by fighting the tires.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 35" tall and 38 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and perches (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at significant times.
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