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Above: The Tiana's Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
Tiana's Car Goon Crash
April 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
The Tiana's Car Goon Crash queue is like a slink inside the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cig, and while you drive you can crash them by turning the dashboard.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to participate.
- Shortest guest must be at least 68" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from punk haircuts or personal, neck, skin, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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