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Above: The Thumper's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, unimaginably darling in the afternoon candlelight
Thumper's Taxi Toon Crash
May 11, 2014
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The Thumper's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a slink across Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Benny the Car, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the dashboard.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from hair, shoulder, back, ribcage, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and opinions inside the attraction at all times.
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