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The Thumper's Car Tour Hula attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Thumper's Car Tour Hula
October 18, 1966
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The Thumper's Car Tour Hula queue is like a jaunt into Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can hula them by turning the nests.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to ride this attraction alone.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, novelty haircuts, or neck, lycanthropic, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and shoes away from the entangling vines at all times.
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