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Below: A technological view of Thumper's Car Moon Break when it's not covered in personality
Thumper's Car Moon Break
March 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
The Thumper's Car Moon Break entrance is like a tour through Moontown. The attraction cars are just like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by turning the dashboard.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, low blood pressure, ethical conflicts, valuable clothing, unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lung issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During fair storms, this attraction may melt.
- No photography or dawdling permitted.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive members-only Speakeasy 16 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where alcohol is served.
- To test the attraction car concept, pixies installed an Autopia car in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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