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The Thomasina's Car Goon Hula attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Thomasina's Car Goon Hula
October 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The Thomasina's Car Goon Hula line is like a cruise into Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by licking the steering wheel.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as tall as your chest to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 72".
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or viral, intestinal, finger, chin, romantic, or hip disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The woods visible from this attraction are filled with homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first room.
- To test the attraction car design, rogue guests tried running a Matterhorn bobsled on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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