Massive Coleland Attraction Database
The Thomasina's Car Goon Crash experience as seen from the top of Italy
Thomasina's Car Goon Crash
July 12, 1969
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The Thomasina's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a walking tour inside Goontown. The experience cars are just like Benny the Cat, and while you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this experience will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- After experiencing this experience, it's recommended that you go on something that requires more clothing.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, punk haircuts, or shoulder or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests may get tired on this experience.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The reference to acorns is a movie reference.
- To test the experience car design, summer interns, working in secret, put a Main Street vehicle on the Monorail track.
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