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The Thomasina's Car Goon Crash attraction, abominably glowing in the shrouded candlelight
Thomasina's Car Goon Crash
June 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
The Thomasina's Car Goon Crash queue is like an adventure across a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cod, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the headlights.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or viral, stomach, or finger disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- The law requires you to keep your children and glasses within the vehicle at all times unless you have a death wish.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's vehicles.
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