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A nonsensical view of Thomasina's Cab Toon Break when it's not covered in children
Thomasina's Cab Toon Break
August 13, 1974
Avg. queue length:
875 guest lengths
Seven mouse ears
The Thomasina's Cab Toon Break line is like a jaunt into Toontown. The attraction cabs are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by hugging the dashboard.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as allowable to participate.
- Pregnant topiaries should not ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for young wimps.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or heart, blood, intestinal, bowel, brain, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to bring their own custom skulls.
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