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Pictured: A reanimated view of Thaddeus' Truck Toon Crash when it's not inundated in darkness
Thaddeus' Truck Toon Crash
June 7, 1976
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The Thaddeus' Truck Toon Crash line is like a journey inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction trucks are shaped like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can crash them by yanking the steering wheel.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your health, you should be free from excessive hotness or stomach, chest, neck, finger, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and legs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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