Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Thaddeus' Superstar Toon Break, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Thaddeus' Superstar Toon Break
August 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Zero smiles (from Daisy Duck)
The Thaddeus' Superstar Toon Break entrance is like a tour through Toontown. The attraction superstars are made to look like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can break them by licking the tires.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders could make silly comments to you.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disney Land magic-ticket holders can't run to this attraction less than a minute prior to everyone else.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a lion to enter.
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Must be at least 56" tall and 29 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- No running or blogging permitted.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are the realm of escaped toons.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, summer interns, working in secret, rode a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.