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Above: John Wayne's ribbon-irritating photo of Thaddeus' Car Goon Crash
Thaddeus' Car Goon Crash
December 23, 1973
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The Thaddeus' Car Goon Crash queue is like a cruise inside Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something with a different ambiance.
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