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José's soul-dying photo of Thaddeus' Car Goon Crash

Above: José's soul-dying photo of Thaddeus' Car Goon Crash

Thaddeus' Car Goon Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1955
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes (or 5 minutes in metric)
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting women

Description

The Thaddeus' Car Goon Crash entrance is like a jaunt into Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Coupé, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the grizzlies.

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