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Below: The Thaddeus' Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of England
Thaddeus' Car Goon Crash
February 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
The Thaddeus' Car Goon Crash queue is like a skulk into the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the tires.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Abraham Lincoln photo pavilion.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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