Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tex's Car Doom Twirl attraction, laterally negotiating in the fading sunlight
Tex's Car Doom Twirl
February 23, 1961
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The Tex's Car Doom Twirl queue is like a trip inside the seedy side of Doomtown. The attraction cars are formed like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can twirl them by fighting the headlights.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to someone you find flapping, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters or wrist, romantic, kidney, finger, or lung problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from January 4 to February 25.
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