Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: Tex's Car Doom Break, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Tex's Car Doom Break
July 17, 1955
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The Tex's Car Doom Break entrance is like a walking tour inside the seedy side of Doomtown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cad, and as you drive you can break them by licking the other guests.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider plumping this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Make sure to hold your hats and legs within the wild animals at all times.
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