Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Tex's Cab Toon Hula, a favorite dark ride of Michael Eisner
Tex's Cab Toon Hula
January 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
The Tex's Cab Toon Hula entrance is like an adventure across Toontown. The dark ride cabs are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by turning the wheel.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them after trying to find this dark ride.
- You must be at least as high as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Shortest guest must be at least 55" tall.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or romantic, back, or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Dark ride is closed for seasonal complete replacement from March 18 through April 25.
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