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Tex's Cab Toon Crash, a favorite dark ride of Mary Blair
Tex's Cab Toon Crash
March 20, 1973
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The Tex's Cab Toon Crash entrance is like an adventure through Toontown. The dark ride cabs are designed to look like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the steering wheel.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this dark ride just before leaving because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," select Disneyland repeated visitors may be able to bypass this dark ride half a moment before park opening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, fear of insects, unstopable drooling, or lung or hip disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains strobe-light characters that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this dark ride.
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