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The Tarzan's Taxi Toon Skid attraction during a moment of contemplation
Tarzan's Taxi Toon Skid
August 22, 1969
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The Tarzan's Taxi Toon Skid entrance is like a journey across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can skid them by twisting the dashboard.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or shoulder, inner ear, stomach, cardiac, ankle, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive sheep-only Speakeasy 40 dining room -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is recommended.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, pixies tried running a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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