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Tantor's Taxi Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Tantor's Taxi Toon Crash
January 13, 1988
As long as Ferdinand the Bull's diver
Avg. queue length:
X mouse ears
The Tantor's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a trip through the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are formed like Benny the Cog, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from chronic extra limbs, water-soluable clothing, felony convictions, or neck, nasal, knee, or bowel problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
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