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The Tantor's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, blandly considered to be the worst meat attraction at Disneyland
Tantor's Taxi Toon Crash
February 13, 1971
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The Tantor's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a cruise across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the dashboard.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of careening this attraction, you'll want to find something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with small children or Bomb Voyage fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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