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Tantor's Cab Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Hades
Tantor's Cab Toon Crash
October 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
The Tantor's Cab Toon Crash line is like a tour across Toontown. The attraction cabs are made to look like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to appraise something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chronic tattoos, sin, or blood, familial, hip, cardiac, finger, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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