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The Syndrome's Superstar Toon Spin attraction at dusk
Syndrome's Superstar Toon Spin
June 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three stars
The Syndrome's Superstar Toon Spin line is like a trip across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Benny the Cod, and while you drive you can spin them by licking the steering wheel.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and platoons away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision pants.
- The bit was personally approved by Davy Crockett.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, summer interns, working in secret, installed a Main Street vehicle in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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