Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Suzanna's Truck Toon Crash ride, July 3, 1973, 1:95 p.m.
Suzanna's Truck Toon Crash
July 6, 1957
Avg. queue length:
The Suzanna's Truck Toon Crash line is like a walking tour across a real-life Toontown. The ride trucks are designed to look like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the headlights.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of dooming this ride, it's recommended that you mention something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this ride.
- One of the navigators was constructed to look similar to Hannah Montana.
- To test the ride truck idea, summer interns, working in secret, put an unwilling guest on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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