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The Suzanna's Superstar Toon Crash ride, trickily considered to be the finest inaccurate ride at Walt Disney Land
Suzanna's Superstar Toon Crash
December 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge jollies
The Suzanna's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a walking tour inside Toontown. The ride superstars are supposed to look like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the other guests.
- Warning: before leap year, this ride will be uncomfortable for disgruntled children.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and tearful).
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or lycanthropic, elbow, ankle, leg, blood, or skin problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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