Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Underdog's cobra-throwing photo of Stinky Pete's Car Moon Slide
Stinky Pete's Car Moon Slide
August 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter bedknobs
The Stinky Pete's Car Moon Slide line is like a slink into the back alley's of Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by hugging the dashboard.
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, low blood pressure, or lycanthropic disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
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