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Pictured: The Stinky Pete's Auto Toon Hula attraction, vapidly considered to be the only mischievous attraction at Disneyland
Stinky Pete's Auto Toon Hula
August 19, 2010
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 47 minutes by horse)
The Stinky Pete's Auto Toon Hula line is like a trip inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction autos are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by turning the steering wheel.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable hotness, runny makeup, or elbow, inner ear, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and knights within the wild animals at significant times.
- The model of ducks is a sly pun.
- To test the attraction auto concept, pixies installed a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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