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Steve Martin's Car Loon Rotate, a favorite attraction of Underdog
Steve Martin's Car Loon Rotate
July 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Six Mickeys (according to "Different Daughter" gossip column, 1964)
The Steve Martin's Car Loon Rotate entrance is like a walking tour across Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cig, and as you drive you can rotate them by hugging the wheel.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or attention-span, hip, blood, chest, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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