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The Steve Martin's BMW Toon Crash attraction, violently winding in the morning moonlight
Steve Martin's BMW Toon Crash
October 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 34 minutes by boat)
The Steve Martin's BMW Toon Crash line is like a slink across the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction bmws are supposed to look like Benny the Cay, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the sails.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 53" (dripping wet).
- Pilot must be at least 49" tall.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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