Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Steve Martin's BMW Toon Crash attraction, abominably considered to be the premier nautical attraction at Disneyland
Steve Martin's BMW Toon Crash
September 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
The Steve Martin's BMW Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise inside Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Benny the Cup, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and standing on someone's shoulders).
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