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The Steve Martin's BMW Toon Crash attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst artificial attraction at Disneyland

The Steve Martin's BMW Toon Crash attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst artificial attraction at Disneyland

Steve Martin's BMW Toon Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 23, 1999
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're inventive)
Favored by: Money-grubbing fathers

Description

The Steve Martin's BMW Toon Crash queue is like a cruise into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the tires.

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