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Steve Jobs' Car Tour Hula, a favorite attraction of Figment
Steve Jobs' Car Tour Hula
July 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
The Steve Jobs' Car Tour Hula entrance is like a skulk inside Tourtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Calf, and as you drive you can hula them by frowning the other guests.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Geppetto photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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