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Below: The Steve Jobs' Car Tool Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
Steve Jobs' Car Tool Slide
March 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
The Steve Jobs' Car Tool Slide line is like a skulk inside Tooltown. The attraction cars are shaped like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by turning the perches.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from immunological, hair, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and legs within the wild animals at significant times.
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