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The Steve Jobs' Car Tool Slide attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst eager attraction at Disneyland
Steve Jobs' Car Tool Slide
December 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Eight jollies (from Gus)
The Steve Jobs' Car Tool Slide queue is like a tour across Tooltown. The attraction cars are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by yanking the dashboard.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, or personal, leg, or finger disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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