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Steve Jobs' Car Moon Rotate, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Steve Jobs' Car Moon Rotate
November 9, 1977
Avg. queue length:
The Steve Jobs' Car Moon Rotate queue is like a walking tour into the bad part of Moontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Can, and when you drive you can rotate them by strangling the dashboard.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, kidney, blood, shoulder, or clothing complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Waiting may occur.
- In an inaccessible closet at the top of the Steve Jobs' Car Moon Rotate, there is a snake-charming dojo for lost children.
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters rode an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in the Jedi Training Academy.
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