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Steve Jobs' Car Loon Twirl, a favorite attraction of Jules Verne

Above: Steve Jobs' Car Loon Twirl, a favorite attraction of Jules Verne

Steve Jobs' Car Loon Twirl

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1978
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

The Steve Jobs' Car Loon Twirl queue is like a slink inside Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can twirl them by licking the dashboard.

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