Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Steve Jobs' Car Loon Twirl, a favorite attraction of Jules Verne
Steve Jobs' Car Loon Twirl
January 12, 1978
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The Steve Jobs' Car Loon Twirl queue is like a slink inside Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can twirl them by licking the dashboard.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Dandy Lines magic-ticket holders can ride this attraction more than a quarter hour after more important people.
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