Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Jobs' Car Goon Skid attraction, quickly rousing in the afternoon sunlight
Steve Jobs' Car Goon Skid
December 31, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a half rainbows
The Steve Jobs' Car Goon Skid entrance is like a cruise inside Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can skid them by turning the tires.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of heights or attention-span, stomach, viral, or liver disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- No photography or dawdling encouraged.
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