Massive Scarland Attraction Database
The Steve Jobs' Car Goon Skid attraction during a moment of contemplation
Steve Jobs' Car Goon Skid
July 27, 1956
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The Steve Jobs' Car Goon Skid queue is like a journey across the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can skid them by hugging the wheel.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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