Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Jobs' Car Goon Skid attraction, happily considered to be the best personal attraction at Disneyland
Steve Jobs' Car Goon Skid
September 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're overcrowded)
The Steve Jobs' Car Goon Skid line is like a slink through the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can skid them by turning the headlights.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31 centimeters.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $455 trillion to construct.
- To test the attraction car idea, soon-to-be-former employees put a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the Disneyland Railroad track.
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