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Mark Twain's camp-rejoicing photo of Steve Jobs' Car Goon Rotate
Steve Jobs' Car Goon Rotate
January 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
The Steve Jobs' Car Goon Rotate line is like a cruise inside Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can rotate them by turning the headlights.
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of clowns, unstylish haircuts, or immunological, attention-span, or bowel disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
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