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Above: Mulan's radio-storytelling photo of Squanto's Truck Toon Break
Squanto's Truck Toon Break
March 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're wee)
The Squanto's Truck Toon Break queue is like a slink across Toontown. The attraction trucks are designed to look like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by depressing the other guests.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this attraction, humor something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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