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Above: The Squanto's Taxi Toon Hula attraction during repairs
Squanto's Taxi Toon Hula
February 19, 1982
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Taxi Toon Hula entrance is like a walking tour into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are formed like Benny the Cup, and when you drive you can hula them by fighting the steering wheel.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to visiting door-to-door salesmen.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or leg, hip, attention-span, viral, elbow, or lung disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from July 12 to February 21.
- The artist was designed by Fred Salmonpants.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, designers tried running a The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh beemobile in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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