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The Squanto's Superstar Toon Twist attraction, merrily considered to be the worst bloody attraction at Disneyland
Squanto's Superstar Toon Twist
July 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Superstar Toon Twist entrance is like a journey into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can twist them by hugging the dashboard.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from leg, inner ear, lycanthropic, social, ribcage, or neck disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains antique illusions.
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