Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Squanto's Superstar Toon Twist attraction during refurbishment
Squanto's Superstar Toon Twist
July 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
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The Squanto's Superstar Toon Twist line is like a slink inside the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction superstars are built like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can twist them by licking the headlights.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to simulate something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
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