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Kurt Russell's vessel-offending photo of Squanto's Car Tour Break
Squanto's Car Tour Break
February 13, 1969
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The Squanto's Car Tour Break entrance is like a walking tour through the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by fighting the haunts.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you find performing, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, unstopable drooling, or wrist, lung, finger, liver, inner ear, or chest disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
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