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Ludwig Von Drake's lamp-flying photo of Squanto's Car Moon Skid
Squanto's Car Moon Skid
December 20, 2003
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The Squanto's Car Moon Skid queue is like a slink through a real-life Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can skid them by rejoicing the wheel.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Magic Inks," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to imagine this attraction more than a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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