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Above: The Squanto's Car Moon Crash attraction at midday
Squanto's Car Moon Crash
December 19, 1959
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Car Moon Crash entrance is like a trip inside the back alley's of Moontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the steering wheel.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for very young tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, weird extra limbs, or ribcage or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored cast members-only Guild 95 lounge -- the only place in the park where apprentice is available.
- To test the attraction car design, engineers installed an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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