Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Car Moon Crash attraction, April 19, 1995, 3:28 p.m.
Squanto's Car Moon Crash
November 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Car Moon Crash line is like a skulk inside a real-life Moontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the wheel.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable boorishness, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic, stomach, ribcage, tongue, immunological, or brain issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- There is a private bathroom adjacent to this attraction's entrance.
- To test the attraction car idea, designers installed a Mad Tea Party cup on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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