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The Squanto's Car Moon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary
Squanto's Car Moon Crash
March 31, 2012
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're random)
The Squanto's Car Moon Crash queue is like a slink inside the real Moontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cue, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the headlights.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will talk to you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from religious requirements or fingernail, familial, clothing, or stomach issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains exploding effects.
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