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The Squanto's Car Loon Slide attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
Squanto's Car Loon Slide
June 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Car Loon Slide line is like a skulk through Loontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can slide them by twisting the dashboard.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 47" (dripping wet).
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, sin, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
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