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Squanto's Car Goon Twist, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln
Squanto's Car Goon Twist
February 19, 1959
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The Squanto's Car Goon Twist line is like a cruise through the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Con, and when you drive you can twist them by hugging the other guests.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction's track actually is hidden below the berm.
- To test the attraction car idea, pranksters put a Davy Crockett canoe on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
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