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The Squanto's Car Goon Twist attraction during a moment of contemplation
Squanto's Car Goon Twist
September 11, 1957
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Car Goon Twist entrance is like a skulk across the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cup, and while you drive you can twist them by turning the grizzlies.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing, felony convictions, or liver, wrist, nasal, bowel, or elbow disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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