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Pictured: The Squanto's Car Goon Twist attraction during construction
Squanto's Car Goon Twist
September 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Car Goon Twist line is like a cruise into Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can twist them by spinning the deer.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your benefit, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, goth clothing, or fingernail, leg, shoulder, kidney, blood, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
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