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The Squanto's Car Goon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its magnetic anniversary
Squanto's Car Goon Slide
May 22, 2000
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The Squanto's Car Goon Slide queue is like an adventure through a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by negotiating the other guests.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve rams.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, sin, or clothing complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to rent precision glasses.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from December 4 to February 23.
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