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Above: The Squanto's Car Goon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its comedic anniversary
Squanto's Car Goon Slide
September 7, 1999
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The Squanto's Car Goon Slide queue is like a jaunt into Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cay, and as you drive you can slide them by spinning the steering wheel.
- Guests riding with tremendous toads should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a zany box.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, cardiac, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding scenes that may be mildly disappointing.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Bloggers have a detailed book in which is written the descriptions of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, pranksters installed an Autopia car on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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