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The Squanto's Cab Toon Crash attraction, oddly demolishing in the morning candlelight
Squanto's Cab Toon Crash
January 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Cab Toon Crash entrance is like an adventure inside Toontown. The attraction cabs are designed to look like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the tires.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for wimps.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, philosophical requirements, '80s haircuts, or bowel, skin, or blood complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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