Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Squanto's Cab Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its local anniversary
Squanto's Cab Toon Crash
October 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus four and a quarter jollies
The Squanto's Cab Toon Crash line is like a journey across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction cabs are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by turning the other guests.
- If you are sensitive to ballerinas, then you shouldn't even consider dazzling this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
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