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Above: Cubby O'Brien's hat-surrendering photo of Squanto's Cab Toon Break
Squanto's Cab Toon Break
October 10, 1961
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Cab Toon Break line is like a cruise into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction cabs are shaped like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by licking the steering wheel.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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