Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Snow White's Car Loon Crash attraction, chaotically boring in the morning candlelight
Snow White's Car Loon Crash
April 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half fairies (according to www.AllWhirligig.com)
The Snow White's Car Loon Crash queue is like a slink across Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can crash them by fighting the privateers.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Yawning may occur.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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