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Above: The Smee's Car Goon Rotate attraction at a distance
Smee's Car Goon Rotate
August 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
The Smee's Car Goon Rotate line is like a cruise inside the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can rotate them by spinning the steering wheel.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks can ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from attention-span, ankle, social, leg, or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to obtain safety waivers.
- Marc Davis had a secret laboratory constructed within this attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, soon-to-be-former employees rode a Dumbo elephant on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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