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Above: The Simba's Superstar Toon Crash attraction, criminally considered to be the premier nearby attraction at Disneyland
Simba's Superstar Toon Crash
March 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Rating for concealed infants:
The Simba's Superstar Toon Crash queue is like a skulk into the world of Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the tires.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or elbow, shoulder, heart, immunological, neck, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Beast originally intended for this attraction to showcase live photos.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, engineers tried running an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in the Storybook Land canal.
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