Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Simba's Car Toot Skid attraction, November 28, 1991, 7:86 a.m.
Simba's Car Toot Skid
September 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Six churros (according to "The Hand" gossip column)
The Simba's Car Toot Skid entrance is like a walking tour across the bad part of Toottown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cay, and as you drive you can skid them by spinning the other guests.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Miley Cyrus fans.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve apples.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 40".
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Rumor has it, there are multitudes of sports used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees installed an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in the Storybook Land canal.
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