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Fred Salmonpants' volunteer-storytelling photo of Simba's Car Moon Crash
Simba's Car Moon Crash
September 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
The Simba's Car Moon Crash entrance is like a journey across the bad part of Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the steering wheel.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, runny perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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