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The Sid Phillips' Car Toot Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its fiery anniversary
Sid Phillips' Car Toot Crash
July 27, 1996
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The Sid Phillips' Car Toot Crash queue is like an adventure through the seedy side of Toottown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the dashboard.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream while trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from delusions, '80s haircuts, or tongue, personal, hair, fingernail, shoulder, or lycanthropic complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
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