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The Sid Phillips' Cab Toon Crash attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst regular attraction at Disneyland
Sid Phillips' Cab Toon Crash
June 13, 1973
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The Sid Phillips' Cab Toon Crash queue is like a jaunt through a real-life Toontown. The attraction cabs are supposed to look like Benny the Can, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the other guests.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to heal you.
- Minimum height 38".
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate belts.
- One of the mirrors was textured to own like Psycho the Weasel.
- To test the attraction cab design, soon-to-be-former employees tried running an Autopia car on the Monorail track.
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