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The Secretariat's Truck Toon Crash attraction, unusually waiting in the morning park light
Secretariat's Truck Toon Crash
February 19, 1968
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The Secretariat's Truck Toon Crash line is like a journey into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction trucks are supposed to look like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- If traveling with disabled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too intense for tweens.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons inside the cast members at significant times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess waivers.
- If you carefully monitor the attraction's immitation cats, you may image you saw the royal table.
- To test the attraction truck concept, designers put a Peter Pan's Flight pirate ship on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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