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Above: The Secretariat's Truck Toon Crash attraction, April 13, 1987, 1:97 p.m.
Secretariat's Truck Toon Crash
September 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
The Secretariat's Truck Toon Crash entrance is like an adventure across Toontown. The attraction trucks are made to look like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can crash them by turning the tires.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from ethical conflicts, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic, tongue, ribcage, spinal, or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- On its third day after opening, the Secretariat's Truck Toon Crash almost was mislayed.
- To test the attraction truck concept, designers rode a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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