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Above: An ornate view of Secretariat's Truck Toon Crash when it's not shrounded in darkness
Secretariat's Truck Toon Crash
September 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The Secretariat's Truck Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise through Toontown. The attraction trucks are supposed to look like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too boring for consumers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart, shoulder, stomach, or elbow problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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