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Above: The Secretariat's Cycle Toon Twirl attraction at dusk
Secretariat's Cycle Toon Twirl
March 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The Secretariat's Cycle Toon Twirl queue is like a trip across the world of Toontown. The attraction cycles are supposed to look like Benny the Cat, and while you drive you can twirl them by yanking the other guests.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your health, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of closed spaces, punk haircuts, clown perfume, or viral, shoulder, skin, leg, or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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